Saturday, December 23, 2006

Spam Poetry Redux

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I swear that this is the poetry of the future. Please don't be retarded and click the links.

Best pics from the shack today will be forthcoming.

Monday, December 18, 2006

There is almost nothing better than waking up in the morning thinking you have to get ready for work and then realizing that you actually don't have work at all that day. It's like the opposite of having a really good dream and then waking up to find out that you really are 25 and living with your mother, but I digress.

I think it's a bit funny that Marie and I are both drinking coffee and looking at the internets on my bed. I'm sure it makes a funny tableau of modern life: Two people not interacting and just staring at their LCD screens while sitting less than a foot from each other. Speaking of the internets...

Apparently this is all over the intarwub at the moment:

Seems like SNL is only good at making funny music videos anymore. Maybe it's that music videos and pop culture is just more ridiculous now. It's sort of like how 80's SNL was really good at making funny commercial parodies because of the ridiculous consumer culture. Also, who knew that Justin "Queerboy" Timberlake was funny? Moving on...

Fling a walrus. I'm easily amused.

I now know what Marie is getting for XXX-Mas.

I really, really like sweet things, but most sweet things are bad for my health and my teeth. If only there were a way that I could eat something rich in whole wheat that tasted like fucking sticky buns. Thank you Japan.

I don't really know what these next two are about, but they are amaing:
Chicks sacrifice the Easter Bunny to the Dove of Peace and Penguins vs. Santa Claus

And via Mo Willem's blog:

Fuck yes ninja pigeons!

I should probably get out of bed now and put on something more than my Scooby Doo christmas boxers.... maybe.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

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baby in a shopping cart in theshack

edit: it's a forwarded picture from another camera phone and i thought it might show up better full size on here, but obviously not. anyway, this girl came in with all of her christmas wrapping paper and her baby in a shopping cart and brought it right into the shack. super ghetto.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Notes from the Dry Dry Desert

# Sleeping in a room that has the the oil heater for the house and the dryer is like being on a dune in the Gobi Desert at noon. I feel the air is trying to suck out my lungs through my nose.

# My girlfriend is pretty cool.

# Nana. What can I say about my nana? She is visiting for a few days and the woman never shuts up. I have to respect the fact that she doesn't even care if you're listening or not. She'll just keep on talking even though you show absolutely no interest in her story at all. Plus, she gets her Vagisil powder (which she needs for the dry dry desert which is her old woman vagina) all over the bathroom floor.

# I am actively trying to not care at all about selling things to customers at the Shack. I'd rather make very little money than be in competition over a fucking measly 5% commission.

# To further that end I have begun a regimen of guitar hero for 2 hours every day at work. My simulated fretwork is kickass.

# I highly recommend the program Democracy in combination with for setting up automatic downloads of tv shows. You just copy the feed link from tvrss and paste it as a new channel in Democracy and it automatically starts downloading new torrents as they become available. Plus it plays them. I <3 the internets

Now I must go sell overpriced batteries to old people and their old vaginas.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

its the end of the day at radio shack and i havent sold a thing in an hour. hence the mobile blogging.

Look at the giant hair

Look at the giant hair