Tuesday, July 22, 2008


“Batman, I’ve heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Joker’s nipples off.”“Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon.”“…okay.”

Friday, July 18, 2008

i am being crazy at work today. doing karate on customers. at least i'm not getting bitches pregnant.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008


It is a slow-ass day at work today. Right now I am the only person in the store. I sort of want to lock the door and just play with radio controlled toys. That's exactly what I would have done if I was at my store in San Diego. That shit was stressful being a manager, but it was nice being able to just fuck around sometimes.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bike Riding

Ross and I totally did the bike tour of the city today. We rode around Golden Gate Park for a while 'cause they close one of the roads on Sundays for bikes and pedestrians. We didn't know that it was the walk for breast cancer today. There were hundreds of middle-aged ladies in pink shirts in the park. Throngs of them clogged up the road. I suggested that they should show us their tits. I don't think that went over well.

After dicking around in the park we headed west through the park to the beach. I went for a little dip. It is hypothermia cold, but it was still nice to go for a swim. We went back east through the park, then down to the Haight and ate at Burgermeister. It was an $11 burger. It was good, but not that good. Then, we went down Market and around the Embarcadero. We visited the wave organs on the bay, and went to the Exploratorium. It would have been much nicer if there weren't so many kids and tourist there.

We stayed at the Exploratorium until closing and then rode up over the hill over the Golden Gate Bridge and back down the other side. It was really steep and we were going as fast as the cars. Ross actually passed an SUV on the way down. I am sunburnt and tired.

Friday, July 04, 2008

High Class

San Francisco has a higher class of bum. The bums here talk crazy in French.