Monday, March 16, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit!

House of the Dead: Overkill is the best fucking game for Wii I've played so far (and I've played like 50).

Friday, March 13, 2009

Things I invented this week

The robotic dog-walker: Attach dog to a Roomba programmed to go around the block.
"Stunna" shades: Conceal a stun gun inside of oversized sunglasses
Bacon-rita: Instead of salt, rim a margarita glass with cooked bacon. Or, maybe bacon salt.

All inventions are patent pending.